flotsam and jetsam

I think that, if there is a God, he doesn’t care when people draw cartoons of him. Or her.

I think that when the phone in the White House rings at 3am, the person who answers it should be someone who didn’t resort to lame scare tactics.

I think that, when the constitution was written, no one realized that someday there’d be guns that fit in a pocket and can take out a room of kids.

I think that people call her “Hillary” because that’s what her signs say, not because they’re sexist.

I think that, this April 1st, I wanted to say a few sincere things.